Lance Bass will marry his boyfriend Michael Turchin on a 90 minute E! Special called Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding. This will mark the first television broadcast of a celebrity wedding between two men. It will also... READ MORE

The US Patent and Trade Office has denied a Norwegian underwear company called Comfyballs the right to register their patent. Comfyballs are popular across Europe due to their PackageFront technology, which basically puts your balls on a shelf in... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian believes God was trying to teach her a lesson when she gained fifty pounds while pregnant and it had nothing to do with her Immaculate Consumption of Ben & Jerry’s or gluten free Dorritos Locos. In fact Kim was so... READ MORE

Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent made headlines this year when he briefly but definitively banged porn star Lisa Ann. He has now moved on to an ass model called Elke The Stallion Of course, stallions have big dangling cocks... READ MORE

Dwayne Johnson is open about being an insane workout guy. This is refreshing if you’ve ever met the super ripped dude who claims he only works out on occasion yet actually owns three gym memberships so people don’t notice what a psycho... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while... READ MORE

Jessica Hart posed for Porter Magazine in a painted on gold bikini. I feel weird when I wear boxer briefs at the Hard Rock pool because I forgot to bring swim trunks. Actually that might be justified. Even getting... READ MORE

Sharon Osbourne revealed a few details of the time she fucked Jay Leno to the Stern show while people listening vomited into their waste baskets at work. Outside of the surprising news that Leno indeed has a functioning human dick,... READ MORE

Mike Jeffries, the creepy CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch who was almost certainly the inspiration for every 80’s rich kid movie villain, is retiring. Abercrombie has fallen on hard times. With the advancement of gay rights many have found they can... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg wants to join the LAPD as a Reserve Officer, a program the LAPD invented so celebrities that fervently support gun control can have the right to carry personal firearms and make sure their bodyguards can do the... READ MORE