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Floyd Mayweather Victimized But Not in Any Fun Way

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather was in Saks acting like an asshole and some lady called the police on him for pissing in a bathroom that was supposedly blocked off for a private event. The cops didn’t care because the malls are... READ MORE

Bow Down To The Probably Non-Existent Terrorists

December 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

James Rogen and Seth Franco cancelled all their media appearances for The Interview. I guess it’s all fun and games until you figure maybe Virginia Tech. Or Sony forced their hand because a Dead Franco is a serious insurance payoff.... READ MORE

Jeb Bush Is Pro-Active

December 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jeb Bush took the unusual step of releasing 250,000 of his private emails to the public in preparation for his upcoming Presidential Run. That’s wonderful, now how about we see those few hundred you didn’t release in the folder... READ MORE

Commies Threaten Theater Goers

December 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The anonymous hackers infuriated by the film The Interview have threatened to blow up the theater where the film will be shown to modestly interested movie goers curious mostly about the infuriated anonymous hackers. “Soon all the world will see... READ MORE

Don’t Fuck With Alex Trebek

December 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When you heard Sony had its system hacked you must have been expecting better shit than this. Angelina Jolie sending full mastectomy nudes to the Head of Development. John Travolta admitting he sticks his penis in his wife and likes it.... READ MORE

Cosby’s Lifeless Foot Fetish

December 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A model is accusing Bill Cosby of drugging her and licking her toes and tits with some ferocity at the Playboy Mansion only about six years ago. It’s a new fetish chapter in the roofie Kama Sutra compendium Cosby is compiling.... READ MORE

If A Tree Falls In The Forest Did You Get Punched In The Face?

December 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hot Russian chick Marta Varlamova now claims her L.A. Kings husband Slava Voynov didn’t hit her in the face and she just ran into a flat screen TV while they were arguing over who whose mom makes the better borscht.... READ MORE

Wiz Khalifa Made a Sex Tape With This Innocent Lamb

December 16, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Our occasionally prescient editor Lex once noted that the Howe Twins came to the U.S. looking to fuck their way to fame. Bingo. Wiz Khalifa shot a mature audiences video with Carla Howe and according to TMZ, Howe was shopping... READ MORE

Cosby’s Wife Seems Like a Gamer

December 16, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill Cosby’s wife talked about her husband’s ten dozen rape allegations without much perspective. Camille, which Bill pronounces in 13 syllables, was asked if it was weird her husband never raped her. Or something like that. Let’s call it... READ MORE

Ink Your Pets Now, There Is Not Later

December 16, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The State of New York just passed a law making it illegal to tattoo your dog. Once elected officials find themselves completely flummoxed solving any problems that really matter, they eventually get to denouncing animal torture and banning e-cigarettes. You... READ MORE

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