Harvey Weinstein is apparently livid over Amy Adams being bumped from Today. It’s unclear why but possibly because he masturbates thinking about her and that means something. It’s possible Weinstein has actually calculated the loss of revenue for Adams being unable to... READ MORE

Michael Sam bragged about himself while promoting his 90 minute documentary which will air in place of his NFL career. It will be seen by several ladies destined to be consumed by their own cats on OWN instead of... READ MORE

Since Jay Leno is retired and NBC is no longer providing him the Pfizer blood they pass out to Magic Johnson and Rob Lowe his withered corpse went on Craig Ferguson to talk shit about people since he’s found some... READ MORE

Derek Jeter rented out a warehouse in the meatpacking district to watch the Seahawks game with some buddies and thirty whores. At least an anonymous source who has the cultural literacy of a forty year old Ukrainian mail order bride told... READ MORE

I don’t know why it makes me uncomfortable to learn Kelly Ripa fucks her husband all the time. Odds are she even fucked dudes before they met. There are dudes walking around out there who have literally put their... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman is suing the maker of a video game called Dear Leader! which allows you to fight against America as Kim Jong un and Dennis Rodman. He is reportedly unhappy with the implication of the game and has... READ MORE

After cowering to pressure and refusing to release The Interview ever, Sony’s beleaguered gin stinking CEO Michael Lynton went on a campaign to explain they’d planned to release the film all along and the major theater chains were to... READ MORE

New video of the Ray and Janay Rice elevator brawl appears to show them intimately kissing each other while handcuffed and being escorted out of the casino. I’m not condoning violence against women, but this begs the honest question: What if... READ MORE

Paula Deen wants to wish you Happy Holidays from the Paula Deen Network, the online channel she started after making enemies with 47 percent of the population. It’s like peering through the window of those weird people down the... READ MORE

Kobe Bryant’s wife takes great pride in her yearly Christmas Card. So much so she bought a designer $6,500 dollar dress for the occasion. Vanessa is an ex hip hop video dancer and unaware everyone receiving this rolls their eyes... READ MORE