Here’s a pop quiz. Is now a good time to be fucking with the the NYPD? Your answer really depends on how much you look forward to peering down on the protest march in your honor from heaven. Alexander Bok is a dude... READ MORE

I’d wondered why I heard Chris Rock talk about how much he loves his kids while promoting a movie I won’t see on public radio stations I won’t listen to. Turns out he’s working some spin. Rock has a wife who not... READ MORE

Nobody’s really talking about that NYC catcalling video anymore, which means guys blurting out to chicks how nice their ass looks is no longer a problem or people were feigning outrage when it went viral. Perhaps the vegan dudes up... READ MORE

Michael Phelps uploaded this holiday photo to his Instagram after scrolling through several images to see which one made his abs look best. Who cares if your friends are out of focus, get the right light on my package... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram photo of her tits as part of the Free The Nipple campaign which seeks women’s liberation through the harmonics of one million teenage boys masturbating simultaneously. Instagram does not allow women’s nipples or versatile... READ MORE

Dustin Diamond’s girlfriend Amanda Shutz’ works children’s parties as a character called Loli Pop the Clown. It affords her the affirmation of her pint sized fans and also decent booze money. It’s that or fuck a guy with a show in syndication... READ MORE

Bars on Christmas night are an inherently grim scene. It’s the one night of the year when the Good Lord dictates you stay inside and get shit faced with your loved ones. If that means secretly taking pulls off... READ MORE

Japanese actor Miyavi was grasping at straws to explain how amazing Angelina Jolie is and came up with she didn’t eat very much while directing Unbroken out of solidarity for the actors who were playing emaciated prisoners. Or she’s... READ MORE

Professional wrestler Kevin Nash’s drunken Floridian son came home to their Florida home in Florida and started talking shit to his mom and 6’10” 300 pound dad. Apparently a fight escalated when a belligerent Tristen Nash got a little... READ MORE

A judge in California denied Roman Polanski’s written plea to have his sexual assault case dismissed because it turns out it still happened. Polanski allegedly sodomized an intoxicated 13 year old in 1977 while Free Bird played in the... READ MORE