Mary Frances Fletcher met several members of the Mount Shasta High football team and proceeded to get down and dirty with several of them, most likely the skilled positions. 

Kellyanne Conway must know exactly what she's doing. First off, the amateur porn name. Chicks get bored and act weird, increasingly with age. Conway is merely trying to solidify her post on the cougar totem pole, for this you... READ MORE

At some point we may want to stop interviewing supermodels, or at least admit that we're being condescending by pretending what they're saying isn't mostly garbage.

This idiot chick named Anna Victoria gained ten pounds and decided she's an activist. She's an Instagram model. You might ask yourself, is that really a job? Seems more like paint balling or collecting baseball cards.

Penn Badgley married Domino Kirke in a Brooklyn courthouse. If that sentence doesn't fill you with homicidal rage you're dead inside. Obviously the guy named Penn has a weak beard and obviously the chick named Domino has shitty tattoos.

Mama June got gastric bypass surgery sometime back, which means she should in no way be able to take credit for losing weight. They make your stomach smaller. You can't physically eat as much. It would be like a... READ MORE

BuzzFeed and Huffington Post food blogger, Harvard graduate, and avid running enthusiast Jane Seo was busted for cheating on a half marathon by a guy who runs an obsessive NSA style website called MarathonInvestigation.com. Half marathon. Typical lazy lefty... READ MORE

Musical genius Beyonce cancelled her performance at Coachella which would have left anyone with a decent head on their shoulders questioning what they paid for. She's apparently too pregnant to perform.

A Walking Dead T-shirt featuring the character Negan, played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, has been pulled from shelves in Britain after some no doubt financially challenged guy complained about it. The shirt features the likeness of Negan, known for... READ MORE

Do you actually know anyone who's been to a Hall of Fame of any kind? Sounds really fucking lame. You get a pass if you're in Cleveland because what else is there to do. Same with Cooperstown.