Sarah Palin posted a Facebook photo of her son Trig stepping on the family dog and thought it was pretty damn adorable. She included a play by play narrative for anyone needing to confirm she actually condones this behavior:... READ MORE

Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia posted a photo of the two of them ringing in the holidays before Mom heads to the slammer for fifteen months for fraud. They are wearing coordinated ensembles which were paid for with other people’s money. Giudice... READ MORE

Bono has been recovering from his bicycle crash by popping Fair Trade oxy and spending what looks like every waking hour working on a ridiculously lengthy and rambling blog post even he admits you shouldn’t read: “This is too long. You should... READ MORE

Sylvester Stallone will star in another Rambo movie and play Rocky Balboa once more in a spin-off movie due out in 2016. Rocky came out in 1976, making it forty years of Stallone playing the same character. It’s hard to knock him, either... READ MORE

Jamie Lynn Spears was at a Pita Pit, which apparently is fine dining where she lives. Some drama went down in the Pit and someone threw a glass bottle and tagged Spears’ friend in the head. Naturally, Spears jumped behind the... READ MORE

The vile wench who forced a jet to turn around because her nuts were served in a bag and not on a plate has been arrested in South Korea. Heather Cho is the daughter of Korean Air’s CEO, so... READ MORE

Is it normal for a sixty year old woman to make your genitals tingle? I thought sixty year old ladies knitted quilts and baked tuna casserole. Christie Brinkley is filling out a bikini with her ample breasts and partying in the... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera reportedly went to Disneyland with her friends to celebrate her birthday and fittingly threw a tantrum because these are all things adults shouldn’t do. Aguilera apparently wanted to take a photo with Mickey Mouse, but the convicted... READ MORE

Patrick Schwarzenegger has been pounding Miley Cyrus for a while pro bono. At this point it makes sense to strap a billboard on her. Schwarz’s goblin headed mom has invested in an up and coming pizza chain called Blaze. This... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin’s pretend Spanish daughter wife is kooky. So much so she posts photos of herself doing yoga around the house. She’s not aloof enough not to know exactly what we’re all thinking. Your bikini is mismatched. Let me fix... READ MORE