Jared Leto posted a shirtless pic of himself wearing a fannypack, which conveniently contained a link to his merch page. On the site you can buy his dumb fucking hipster fanny pack for $32.00 or a photo book he... READ MORE

Michelle Jenneke is an Australian hurdler who made headlines because her pre-race warm up included shaking her delicious ass around and clearly getting off on the attention. To a lesser degree it was also reported she won a medal.... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson’s flail wielding Road Warrior girlfriend posed naked for V Magazine. How does this bitch travel? I find it a pain in the ass to take my belt off at Airport Security, let alone remove a stud from my... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus thought she’d share some photos of her nose dripping blood. Madonna had some desperate cries for attention which were often lucratively rewarded. You should have given her a consultation call because real blood is not a winner. Dumb people... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant while sober people were sleeping about an at best second hand story regarding Kim Kardashian. It centered around her reportedly denying a six year old girl an autograph. This is according to his friend... READ MORE

The self-delighted Razzies have shortlisted Seth Rogen and James Franco as Worst Actor and The Interview as Worst Picture of 2014. As much as I love America I’ve yet to see The Interview. My queue is pretty backed up with All in... READ MORE

Australian photographer Sarah Bahbah has achieved mild notoriety for a series of photos she has taken picturing models indulging in fast food. I’m sure there’s some brilliant social commentary involved. Or she’s just a hesher going through the token lesbian... READ MORE

Mariah Carey is reportedly signing a long residency in Las Vegas. She’ll be entertaining people who bought her album for their kids who are now in grad programs at Vassar and wealthy Saudi dignitaries who used to stone people to her hits.... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather posted a photo of himself, his private jet, and eight of his cars which total over $7 million in value. Mayweather has grossed over $400 million in his career yet he’s unaware shit like this is reserved for... READ MORE

You don’t have to do much to stand out as a professional athlete. Most of your peers are capable of spitting out cliches to reporters and dressing up like childish morons before and after games. You should do something weird... READ MORE