Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I’m not saying it definitely... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian forgot his phone and his two thieving whore sisters used it to take selfies and posted them to his Instagram account as a prank. Except this isn’t real. Only half abandoned dropouts who were teething during The Love... READ MORE

Jerry Springer defended himself against criticism his show is ‘transphobic.’ The news came as a shock since it is widely assumed Springer has been off the air for a decade. Also, nobody knows what the fuck transphobic means. Springer waddles into... READ MORE

Bill Cosby’s TV wife went on ABC to explain how her Cosby rape victim blaming comment was taken out of context. Then she said the same thing again in different words: “That is not what I said. What I said... READ MORE

Snoop Dogg posted a photo of a trans guy or just some weirdo along with the caption “Who’s auntcle is this?” It’s pretty funny but you’re not allowed to laugh just because. Unfortunately this led to Snoop’s unsophisticated dorky audience gay bashing... READ MORE

Nothing says you think the sun shines out of your asshole like drinking smoothies containing your own placenta for a three week period following the birth of your child. If a guy used an umbilical cord to hang a tire... READ MORE

Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend Suki Waterhouse is 22 years old but looks like a foster care tween who’s seen some things. Cooper is coming in at forty, so based on the numbers this isn’t atypical when the dude is loaded. When guys are... READ MORE

Mia Khalifa is a pretty hot porn star who was born in Lebanon but lives in Miami. She recently did a scene for Bangbros in which she wears the traditional Hijab headdress. This seems like a bad idea and... READ MORE

Say what you will about the Church of Scientology being an exploitive cult which engages in blackmail, forced forever labor, and child abuse, because all those things are likely true, but you can’t deny they have a solid Public... READ MORE

Comedian Red Grant was on stage doing an impression of Drake at The Comedy Store which entailed dancing nondescriptly to one of Drake’s songs. It is unknown whether he was doing this precisely because Drake was in the audience... READ MORE