Patricia Arquette wants you to know she made some serious concessions in order to film Boyhood, although not enough to not be inexplicably pregnant in a few scenes. The movie shot for a few weeks a year over a decade... READ MORE

The season premiere of Girls featured Allison Williams’ character making some guy eat her ass out because it’s HBO and you can do that, so why not. Williams explained how she applied some vanilla fragrance to her ass as across... READ MORE

Some idiot named Jordan Branch got black out drunk on The Bachelor and is blaming the show’s producers. It’s commonly known that reality show producers get participants drunk so they will act like sluts and assholes. That’s the foundation of... READ MORE

Potential jurors in the Aaron Hernandez conviction cake walk were handed a questionnaire which contains the following: Are you a fan of the New England Patriots? Have you ever attended a Patriots game? Is there anything about ... READ MORE

Hot Australian model Laura Csortan has been posting Instagram photos which she has apparently altered to make herself look slimmer. This seems superfluous because she’s naturally a size negative anorexic point zero five. Csortan has been called out by... READ MORE

Jon Jones was caught with cocaine in his system after a random and probably unconstitutional drug test by the Nevada Athletic Commission. Jones immediately went to rehab where he stayed a total of one night. It’s unclear whether he has... READ MORE

Dennis Doyle is an unemployed lawyer and huge New York Knicks fan. Instead of seeking work Doyle is cashing in his unemployment chips and watching a ton of shitty basketball. He has committed to see every single Knicks game in... READ MORE

If you ever find something has no commercial value or ability to generate interest just slap some pretentious language under it and call it art. Nobody looks at that shit anyway. Kelli Jean Drinkwater is an artist who wanted... READ MORE

While restaurant growth was down overall last year, sales at so called “Brestaurants” went through the roof. Tilted Kilt, Twin Peeks, and Brick House all saw healthy profits. Not coincidentally their waitresses look like the girls you couldn’t possibly... READ MORE

The people at Addiction-Treatment.com commissioned a groundbreaking study where they analyze which celebrities’ Instagram photos show drugs or booze most often. The rehab racket is a growing industry and lucrative enough to afford them the time to do this kind of shit.... READ MORE