January 19, 2015 |
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Bill Cosby and his by-any-means-necessary attorney Marty Singer have been pretty tight lipped about this whole serial rape accusation debacle. Singer has issued the occasional discrediting jab at the lying pernicious whores would would slander his client’s stellar reputation for...
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January 19, 2015 |
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I can think of several things I’d do with Amber Rose but banging her comes in somewhere between wrapping her around the field goal post for padding and cuddling her as a flotation during a tsunami. I don’t understand how it’s possible to buy pants...
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January 19, 2015 |
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French DJ and music mixer David Guetta is divorcing his wife of over twenty years and banging a 20 year old model because celebrating with your buddies is overrated. Guetta is at the top of the heap regarding people whose name...
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January 19, 2015 |
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If you’ve never watched one of David Blaine’s TV specials I’ll spare you the trouble: he’s a masochist who likes attention and also knows cool card tricks. When displaying his sleight of hand street magic he targets the lowest common denominator....
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January 19, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Katie Hopkins dubs herself “Britain’s Most Hated Woman” which might be true if enough people noticed. She’s kind of a cockney Howie Mandel with a vagina. At lease that’s what I thought until she recently became a personal hero. Hopkins...
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January 16, 2015 |
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Talk show host and balsa wood carving Bethany Frankel is planning to launch a line of marijuana specially engineered to not give users the munchies. It would be branded similar to her line of Skinnygirl margaritas and cocktails which almost zero skinny...
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January 16, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
John Travolta was in a Planet Fitness at 3 am even though his estate clearly has a gym and he probably doesn’t work out. Travolta struck up a conversation with a gym goer and then allowed him to take a photo, a series...
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January 16, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Ray Rice threw a birthday party for his wife and bought her a name brand purse so it looks like everything is fine now. Janay Rice then had the nerve to caption a photo on Instagram with: “I literally have...
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January 16, 2015 |
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Jennifer Aniston recently reminisced about about her ex boyfriend who died of brain cancer in 2007, Daniel McDonald. Aniston apparently thinks she should have settled down with him posthumously, which is amazing news to the guy she is currently banging,...
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January 16, 2015 |
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Paige A Jennings aka Veronica Vain was working for Lazard Asset Management, a blue chip Wall Street stock firm, until she was fired for taking nude selfies in the bathroom during work and posting them to Twitter. At least...
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