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Bill Cosby Maybe Raped Nobody

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill Cosby and his by-any-means-necessary attorney Marty Singer have been pretty tight lipped about this whole serial rape accusation debacle. Singer has issued the occasional discrediting jab at the lying pernicious whores would would slander his client’s stellar reputation for... READ MORE

Amber Rose Still Has It

January 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

I can think of several things I’d do with Amber Rose but banging her comes in somewhere between wrapping her around the field goal post for padding and cuddling her as a flotation during a tsunami. I don’t understand how it’s possible to buy pants... READ MORE

David Guetta Knows Talent

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

French DJ and music mixer David Guetta is divorcing his wife of over twenty years and banging a 20 year old model because celebrating with your buddies is overrated. Guetta is at the top of the heap regarding people whose name... READ MORE

David Blaine Tricks Models

January 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If you’ve never watched one of David Blaine’s TV specials I’ll spare you the trouble: he’s a masochist who likes attention and also knows cool card tricks. When displaying his sleight of hand street magic he targets the lowest common denominator.... READ MORE

Katie Hopkins Deserves a Prize (VIDEO)

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Katie Hopkins dubs herself “Britain’s Most Hated Woman” which might be true if enough people noticed. She’s kind of a cockney Howie Mandel with a vagina. At lease that’s what I thought until she recently became a personal hero. Hopkins... READ MORE

More on Bethany Frankel Pot for Anorexics

January 16, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Talk show host and balsa wood carving Bethany Frankel is planning to launch a line of marijuana specially engineered to not give users the munchies. It would be branded similar to her line of Skinnygirl margaritas and cocktails which almost zero skinny... READ MORE

John Travolta Trolling

January 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Travolta was in a Planet Fitness at 3 am even though his estate clearly has a gym and he probably doesn’t work out. Travolta struck up a conversation with a gym goer and then allowed him to take a photo, a series... READ MORE

Ray Rice Is Now A Model Husband

January 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ray Rice threw a birthday party for his wife and bought her a name brand purse so it looks like everything is fine now. Janay Rice then had the nerve to caption a photo on Instagram with: “I literally have... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Savvy

January 16, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston recently reminisced about about her ex boyfriend who died of brain cancer in 2007, Daniel McDonald. Aniston apparently thinks she should have settled down with him posthumously, which is amazing news to the guy she is currently banging,... READ MORE

Chick Leaves Wall Street For Porn

January 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Paige A Jennings aka Veronica Vain was working for Lazard Asset Management, a blue chip Wall Street stock firm, until she was fired for taking nude selfies in the bathroom during work and posting them to Twitter. At least... READ MORE

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