Tiger Woods went to watch Lindsey Vonn ski while rocking a creepy skull printed face mask and missing his front tooth. People noticed, because it’s pretty weird and it’s Tiger Woods and he’s fucking Lindsay Vonn. Woods’ agent released a... READ MORE

British Tabloid The Sun has been showing topless chicks in their Page 3 section since 1969. That stopped as of last Friday with the Page 3 girls now wearing bikinis. Many in Britain apparently feel the tits were sexist. I thought... READ MORE

Greg Plitt, fitness guru and star of Bravo’s short lived series Work Out, was killed by a train he was running in front of when he tripped and fell and the train ran over him. In case you’re not familiar... READ MORE

Former NFL player Jerramy Stevens was arrested for drunk driving as he was so wasted he failed to spell his name correctly in a sobriety test. Granted, look at how fucked up his parents spelled Jeremy and you might... READ MORE

Mario Lopez lost his virginity at age 12 and regrets it for unknown reasons or most likely thought it was awesome then and is just pretending: “I didn’t know what I was doing. It shouldn’t even count. But I figured it... READ MORE

After kicking the living shit out of the Indianapolis Colts, the New England Patriots are being investigated by the NFL for allegedly deflating some of their footballs during the game. A ball with less air pressure is theoretically easier... READ MORE

John Travolta threw his kids under the bus when asked why he was cruising for sweaty man cock in the gym at 3 a.m. “I’m a father. They still want me to play with them at a level of a... READ MORE

Detroit Lions receiver Golden Tate issued a statement explaining how he didn’t pork Russell Wilson’s wife, as is widely rumored. I’m not sure this was still on anyone’s mind so Tate’s insistence in the face of dead silence could... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted a photo of herself masturbating or just lifted an image from a random 70’s porno or pantyhose billboard and called it her own. She captioned it with: “A masturbate a day keeps the doctor away.” There’s something... READ MORE

A bunch of rappers got into a serious brawl backstage at a concert promoting non-violence. Greasy R&B drone August Alsina was talking shit to Loose Cannon Slim during the show which benefited the Put Down The Pistol charity. True to their... READ MORE