The NBA has a firm grasp on its fan base. They’ve tapped a dwarf who wears cat ears and appeals to modestly reformed pederasts on the loophole that she is technically an adult, all be it with a glaring hormone imbalance,... READ MORE

Hope Solo and her husband were driving one of the Women’s National Team vans at the time of his DUI arrest. Team USA is suspending her for 30 days for stealing their ride. It was that or a grounding and missing the prom. Bonnie and... READ MORE

T.I. is not interested in buying the Atlanta Hawks, although conversely the Atlanta Hawks couldn’t care less how he feels since it’s obvious he’s not in the financial ballpark. Jay Z owned two shower stalls at Barclays Center and he makes... READ MORE

A new law in Illinois allows schools to demand passwords to students social media accounts in cases of cyber bullying. Cyber bullying affects tens of American schoolchildren per year and all of CNN’s producers. School districts sent a letter to parents:... READ MORE

Drake’s old ass dad, who’s name is Dennis Graham, spends all his time drinking and soliciting handsy photos with any piece of ass in his diminished line of sight and then posting them. Outside of that he is apparently an... READ MORE

The NFL inspected the Patriots’ footballs from Sunday’s game and found 11 of 12 to be deflated. I’m guessing the pumped up one may have sailed through the uprights. If found guilty the Patriots could face a $25,000 fine,... READ MORE

A deposition from a lawsuit filed by a photographer alleging Kanye West assaulted him has turned up the fact West was convicted of felony theft in 2000 for stealing printers from Office Max. West doesn’t really say if he... READ MORE

Tara Reid occupies an interesting space in the male psyche. You remember her fondly from those American Pie films yet she’s done a ton of weird shit to her body and now has a creepy cruise ship chick vibe. Curiously her... READ MORE

The makers of Fleshlight thought it would be a good idea to find some random Czech porn chick and claim their product is an exact replica of her vagina. If it’s actually true, your company is stupid, an ugly... READ MORE

DeAndre Jordan did a post game interview where he zones out listening to Tupac on the P.A. and lines up a blow job for after the showers. Or before, you dirty dog. He’s either kind of a dick or a bit... READ MORE