Actor and part time drug hatch Emile Hirsch kind of assaulted female Paramount exec Dani Bernfeld at a nightclub near the Sundance Film Festival in Park City Utah. Police investigated the matter but let Hirsch go because domestic violence remains legal in... READ MORE

Courtney Love has both affirmed and denied using heroin while pregnant with her daughter Francis Bean Cobain in the past, the contradictions most likely stemming from brain damage due to heroin use. In the new documentary Kurt Cobain: Montage of... READ MORE

If you aren’t really into football but love gambling on minor nuances of the Super Bowl then you’re a poser dipshit who will ruin the game for anyone in the same room. The fucker who’s entrenched one minute because he bet... READ MORE

Go Daddy has decided to pull a pretty funny Super Bowl commercial featuring a lost puppy who finds his way back home only to be stuffed into a crate and sold on eBay by an evil puppy mill wench. The... READ MORE

Details have emerged about married father of four and eager john Greg Anthony’s arrest at a Washington area DoubleTree. He responded to an ad on Backpage.com which was placed by an undercover officer keeping the world safe from the small percentage... READ MORE

It’s annoying how NBA players basically blow each other on the court before games these days and whisper about getting drinks later. What happened to the good old days when they race baited each other and went for paralyzing undercuts on... READ MORE

Someone is auctioning off a book Aaron Hernandez supposedly used to relay secret messages to his fellow inmates. This wasn’t a hard to decipher system involving ancient Peruvian hieroglyphs, Hernandez just hand wrote things in pen on the pages of... READ MORE

In shocking overcompensation for badly mishandling of the Ray Rice situation, the NFL will air this ad during the first quarter of the Super Bowl . It’s part of their No More campaign to stop domestic violence and its... READ MORE

Jasmine Tridevil, the stripper who tried to fool people into thinking she has three tits, was busted for DUI in Tampa where the legal limit is dead. Tridevil doesn’t really have three tits, just a fairly convincing prosthetic and... READ MORE

KFC is testing the Double Down Dog in their Philippines market where the casualties settle for less insurance money. It’s a hot dog shoved into a fried chicken breast and covered in the Colonel’s jizz. It’s unclear if this travesty... READ MORE