February 3, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Ricardo Medina Jr, who at one point played the red Power Ranger, stabbed his roommate with a samurai sword and killed him. He is in jail awaiting a million dollars bail, which is more Ninja Turtles type of money....
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February 3, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Warren Sapp was arrested on prostitution and assault charges after two hookers called the cops on him. There was reportedly an argument over money and things got physical. I’m not saying he’s guilty, but you have to do something...
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February 2, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Jen Selter is a fitness guru credited with inventing the belfie, the butt selfie. She spends all day doing squats and taking pictures of her ass in between reading Dostoevsky’s later works. If may seem like a futile existence...
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February 2, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather have finally agreed to a super boring fight that Mayweather will win in a controversial decision they both end up laughing about in the money counting room. Guys don’t die in the ring anymore...
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February 2, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Johnny Depp has a side gig with Harper Collins where he publishes books which have already been written and keeps the money. His pretentiously monikered Infinitum Nihil company has re-published a few books which were out of print until...
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February 2, 2015 |
WTF |
matt-ralston|
A Danish study shows that the crappy plastic that water bottles are made of is damaging polar bears’ dicks. If PCB is bad for giant bear cock you should probably get it out of your child’s mouth asap. Apparently bears...
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February 2, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Justin Bieber lives in this dope Tony Stark futurama mansion. It comes with four bathrooms with cocaine already railed out on the porcelain counter tops. While I am waking up and tapping my thermometer this motherfucker has his hyperbaric pressure...
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January 30, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Nineteen year old Oregon State dropout Kendra Sunderland (here’s her Vine page) apparently still has access to the school library. Without a lot of studying to do she decided to go in there and film herself stripping and making lady gravy for...
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January 30, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Lindsay Lohan worked off her court ordered community service for super shitty unlicensed driving by allowing young people to follow her around as part of a Work Shadow program. Though she had no job at the time. So she took...
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January 30, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Former NFL player Brad Culpepper is being sued for insurance fraud. He received a workman’s comp claim of $175,000 two years ago because his back was too fucked up to do basic activities. Culpepper then appeared on Survivor while...
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