Alex Rodriguez’ ex WWE diva girlfriend of three years has broken up with him, reportedly because he’s afraid of commitment but coincidentally his career is basically over and he’s the most hated man in New York since Bin Laden. She’s probably... READ MORE

John Macks, a guy who wrote for Jay Leno beginning in the Ford Administration, wrote a new book about monologues which is strange because Jay Leno’s monologues were spoken warm milk. In the book he takes a few shots at Conan... READ MORE

Lance Armstrong rammed his SUV into some parked cars while super proud girlfriend Anna Hansen rode shotgun. They had returned from an art museum party which might infer Armstrong was drunk. Also Hansen told police Armstrong was drunk, but lied to them... READ MORE

Paris Hilton’s younger brother Conrad was just arrested following a meltdown he had on a flight from JFK to LAX last June. This is the kid who travels the country getting his ass kicked at parties and then telling... READ MORE

Power Ranger Ricardo Medina Jr will not be charged with killing his roommate with a samurai sword. It appears he was acting in self defense. I would take this as a new lease on life and reflect on a few things:... READ MORE

Randy Quaid and his wife are still exiled in Canada where they fled following vandalism and burglary charges. I think they also sodomized some exotic animals on the way out of town. The U.S. threw their passports in the... READ MORE

Terrence Cody, who played for the Baltimore Ravens last season, has been arrested and charged with multiple counts of abusing his dog and keeping an illegal alligator at his home. Veterinarians got suspicious when Cody brought in his mega expensive Bullmastiff... READ MORE

Val Kilmer is reportedly refusing to undergo treatment for a tumor in his throat because he is a follower of Christian Science and believes the only way to heal a tumor is to pray it away. Kilmer took to Facebook... READ MORE

It’s possible to hold down a barrister job or even be a Lyft driver as a functioning alcoholic. Not so much as an NFL quarterback in the digital media era. Johnny Manziel has finally entered rehab before his liver... READ MORE

No matter what part of the country you’re from or which NFL team you support, it’s important to acknowledge that people from Boston are especially fucking annoying. The accents are unbecoming as are the stupid shamrock tattoos and being hammered... READ MORE