Bruce Jenner was not texting while driving when he fatally killed an old lady in a Lexus while towing his dune buggy and trying to blend in. Reports had him holding something in his hand which appeared to be... READ MORE

Henry Damon, a married father of two from Caracas Venezuela, is obsessed with looking like the semi-obscure Red Skull from Captain America. So much so that he cut off his nose. He’s already had a butt load of face... READ MORE

Mila Kunis went on Conan and recanted some amusing anecdotes about how women’s tits become engorged with breast milk following pregnancy. Kunis is the first to notice this unusual phenomenon and has been fielding calls from scientists ever since. Turns... READ MORE

It’s important to realize Pete Carroll would be lying in a shallow grave right now if the U.S. were any of the seventeen assorted South American dictatorships. After staying inside for four days and wondering why he just ordered the... READ MORE

Sabrina Dudish, the chick who fucked Julian Edelman during his Super Bowl celebration bender and publicly bragged about it on Tinder, has apologized: “I made a mistake. I feel really bad about it. He passed out and I was... READ MORE

If you’re unsure what to get your significant other for Valentine’s Day I’d strike up a gentlemen’s agreement and cancel out your pointless consumerism. Failing that just take the cash you would have wasted on roses and cardboard and... READ MORE

Earlier we reported, such that our crap can be called reporting, that plus-sized model Ashley Graham was going to appear in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. She is, but not as a SI model, just in a paid advertisement. Sort... READ MORE

The trailer for the upcoming Magic Mike XXL has been released and features a roided Channing Tatum humping a bench grinder and jizzing sparks. The scene is a tribute to the movie Flashdance. Tribute is another word for ripping something... READ MORE

You can tell you’re doing a bad job pretending to be casual while you flex for the camera if you’re standing next to a statue and it looks more natural than you. It’s hard to suck in your gut and... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare tits and ass in another magazine and McDonald’s still carries the quarter pounder. The photos were leaked on Twitter by someone instructed to do so as a member of Kim’s entourage paid in followers.... READ MORE