Derek Jeter’s ass model ex-girlfriend is apparently still not over it. After noticing Jeter’s newest fuck model Hannah Davis on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Vida Guerra did what most spurned lovers do and shot a bunch... READ MORE

Brian Williams is not invited to attend a series of meetings to decide whether he will be shit canned or not. This is due to the fact he’s likely to interrupt with claims he battened down the hatches on the... READ MORE

Just about everyone at the NFL Network hated Warren Sapp because he’s a raging asshole. According to TMZ’s miscreant staff, most at the office are glad he’s gone. Workers were required to follow an unofficial protocol regarding Sapp which... READ MORE

Self proclaimed sexpert Auntie Angel has developed a technique where she blows dudes through a carved out grapefruit. She swears it is so pleasurable it can cause a heart attack, which is a selling point to really depressed people with... READ MORE

A new study commissioned by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration confirms that getting high and driving is pretty harmless, especially when compared to relatively more dangerous factors such as being a shitty driver, or a woman, or old, or... READ MORE

A guy who delivered Papa John’s to Iggy Azalea after the Grammy’s gave her personal phone number to his brother who began calling and texting her because he has horrible taste in music. Azalea contacted Papa John’s to try... READ MORE

Some guy wrote a letter to Knicks’ owner James Dolan reiterating the broad consensus that he is the worst owner in the history of professional sports and probably single family dwellings. While it would be hard to refute this, Dolan did find the time... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne shot back at people on Twitter who saw her on the red carpet at the Grammys and assumed she is pregnant because she looks like a pregnant chick with the baby dad who will reveal himself and tell everybody... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson looks hot without makeup. Not in that Hottest Chick In The World sense from a few years back. More like I could totally see myself banging this softball mom if I helped clean up after the barbecue. This... READ MORE

Let alone Yoko Ono being pretentious, untalented and penultimately unattractive. Can someone explain why the biggest rock star in the world was obsessed with a chick whose ass looks like a blanket on a clothesline? From the waste down I’d rather... READ MORE