Kelly Ripa and Shaq posed for a picture together and the only thing anyone was thinking was what would happen if they banged. Ripa comes in about dick height on O’Neal who probably has a legal disclaimer ready in... READ MORE

I never really thought I’d grow tired of a halfway attractive woman’s exposed tits but the moment has come. There just aren’t that many ways to make a slightly haggard pair of tits appealing, whether parading them on back of... READ MORE

We all know that guy who does a ton of gay shit and laughs it off as a joke. A good deal of his late night social repertoire are bits where he shows you his junk then laughs like... READ MORE

Montana State Rep David Moore got pissed after a naked bicycle tour rode through his quaint hometown in Montana. He retrieved his number two pencil from its desk position at a ninety-degree angle to his stapler and drafted some Sharia law which would:... READ MORE

Emile Hirsch is being charged with third degree felony assault stemming from an altercation at a nightclub at Sundance. According to reports, Hirsch asked under-qualified film exec Daniele Bernfeld why she looked “so tough” and then put her in a... READ MORE

New England Patriots cornerback Brandon Browner sounded off on Kanye West via Twitter regarding West’s tendency to pick on teenage girls and emo dudes who weigh a buck twenty out of their scented baths: “Kanye West is a sucka! Everybody... READ MORE

The newest innovation in men’s swimwear is called a Knob Sock and it might become a thing. The pecker only suit takes it’s name from the practice of people who live in super hot places putting socks over their gear... READ MORE

Afton Elaine Burton, the chick who is engaged to marry Charles Manson, was apparently just using the convicted murderer so she could profit from publicly displaying his corpse in a glass crypt once he dies. Manson thinks he’s immortal so he... READ MORE

After the Grammys Kanye West said Beck should have given his award for Best Album to Beyonce: “All I know is if the Grammys want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We... READ MORE

Ilyasah Shabazz, daughter of the late Malcolm X, was chilling at Spago and was approached by one of the TMZ army of intelligentsia who asked her a series of retarded misguided questions. What we got out of this is Shabazz... READ MORE