February 13, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Kelly Ripa and Shaq posed for a picture together and the only thing anyone was thinking was what would happen if they banged. Ripa comes in about dick height on O’Neal who probably has a legal disclaimer ready in...
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February 13, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
I never really thought I’d grow tired of a halfway attractive woman’s exposed tits but the moment has come. There just aren’t that many ways to make a slightly haggard pair of tits appealing, whether parading them on back of...
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February 13, 2015 |
video |
matt-ralston|
We all know that guy who does a ton of gay shit and laughs it off as a joke. A good deal of his late night social repertoire are bits where he shows you his junk then laughs like...
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February 13, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Montana State Rep David Moore got pissed after a naked bicycle tour rode through his quaint hometown in Montana. He retrieved his number two pencil from its desk position at a ninety-degree angle to his stapler and drafted some Sharia law which would:...
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February 13, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Emile Hirsch is being charged with third degree felony assault stemming from an altercation at a nightclub at Sundance. According to reports, Hirsch asked under-qualified film exec Daniele Bernfeld why she looked “so tough” and then put her in a...
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February 12, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
New England Patriots cornerback Brandon Browner sounded off on Kanye West via Twitter regarding West’s tendency to pick on teenage girls and emo dudes who weigh a buck twenty out of their scented baths: “Kanye West is a sucka! Everybody...
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February 12, 2015 |
WTF |
matt-ralston|
The newest innovation in men’s swimwear is called a Knob Sock and it might become a thing. The pecker only suit takes it’s name from the practice of people who live in super hot places putting socks over their gear...
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February 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Afton Elaine Burton, the chick who is engaged to marry Charles Manson, was apparently just using the convicted murderer so she could profit from publicly displaying his corpse in a glass crypt once he dies. Manson thinks he’s immortal so he...
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February 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
After the Grammys Kanye West said Beck should have given his award for Best Album to Beyonce: “All I know is if the Grammys want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We...
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February 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Ilyasah Shabazz, daughter of the late Malcolm X, was chilling at Spago and was approached by one of the TMZ army of intelligentsia who asked her a series of retarded misguided questions. What we got out of this is Shabazz...
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