NFL star Terrell Suggs still owes three percent commission on his contract to his agent Gary Wichard, who died in 2011. Wichard negotiated Suggs’ $62 million dollar contract in 2009 and died of diabetes shortly thereafter. Wichard had it written... READ MORE

Eighty year old Texan poker champion Doyle Brunson is shockingly not accepting of Bruce Jenner’s gender transition. This shouldn’t come as a surprise since he doesn’t believe in evolution or even the power of Miracle Whip. Brunson tweeted his... READ MORE

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant went on a romantic helicopter trip for Valentine’s Day and posted a bunch of photos to Instagram to make certain you know they are rich and madly in love. Kobe wore a maroon t-shirt and Vanessa... READ MORE

LeBron James and Kevin Hart hosted the NBA All-Star All-Style Fashion Show over All Star Weekend, where players competed for an award for being Best Dressed. This was widely considered an embarrassment to the NBA and the male race as... READ MORE

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino posted an old ass photo of himself at his tanning salon just hours before the salon was shut down because landlords expect rent money. The past year was rough for The Situation, who has a massive... READ MORE

Emile Hirsch predictably checked into rehab following being charged with felony assault. It’s always been easier to blame your tendency to choke women on pills and booze than your broken psyche. Do a quick experiment and get black out drunk... READ MORE

Carmelo Anthony played in this weekend’s gin soaked All Star Game and then promptly decided to sit out the rest of his season. One might ask why Melo would be able to play in an exhibition game and not those... READ MORE

Kris Jenner posted a photo of her crying grandchild North West understandably having a tantrum while waiting for her super straight dad’s suede booty fashion show to start. That’s fine. Tagging Beyonce and a host of other celebrities in the... READ MORE

Hot Australian fitness model Erin McNaught took the plunge and had a baby. Instead of proceeding to sit on her front stoop smoking Virginia Slims she decided to get back into shape, which makes since as she is a fitness... READ MORE

While I support the efforts of scraggly European men to draw devilishly unclever cartoons of Muhammed it might be time to admit some of them are just fucking dicks who’d be keying cars in the parking lot had they not... READ MORE