Puffy faced former WWE star Chyna posted a video of herself twerking while high on muscle relaxers as another cry for help. Chyna’s Twitter account is a running exercise in morbid exhibitionism. Mundane video blogs about tampons and strung out musings... READ MORE

Eddie Murphy was supposed to do a Bill Cosby impression on Celebrity Jeopardy for SNL’s 40th anniversary show. Instead he bailed on it and decided to awkwardly stand on stage for a 80 seconds leading to speculation that he lost... READ MORE

Danica Patrick was caught on camera giving it to fellow driver Denny Hamlin, who hit her car and caused her to spin off the track at Daytona. The stale exchange reeked of reality television and had all the sincerity of a... READ MORE

Every time you accidentally catch a glimpse of TMZ they’re reporting on a member of this family crashing a vehicle. Given this group is patently uninteresting and in desperate need of material I think it’s fair to posit they’re doing... READ MORE

Uber lesbian political commentator and Gary Busey impersonator Sally Kohn wrote an inflammatory op-ed in the Washington Post about how she’s disappointed her school aged daughter likes boys. This should direct enough hatred to her Twitter account to keep her busy... READ MORE

The police report of Warren Sapp’s prostitution arrest reveals about what you’d expect. Sapp met two strippers in the hotel bar and offered them $300 each to blow him, simultaneous or back to back is unclear. Stud if you can make... READ MORE

Butt selfie guru and future Nation of Islam prophet Jen Selter posted a photo of her and her hot mom about to make out and bump mounds. At least that’s what they want you to think. A daughter and mom making... READ MORE

Vanilla Ice, whose real name is Vanilla Van Winkle, was arrested on burglary charges in South Florida. Ice has made a first career for himself by flipping foreclosed properties and contributing to Florida’s homeless problem. This is the premise of... READ MORE

Straight as Cupid’s arrow Tyler Perry threw a Christening for his three month old manually conceived son and gave him three Godparents including Oprah and some old guy and I think dead Rock Hudson. It’s unclear if Oprah is in Perry’s... READ MORE

Golden Tate is still denying the rumor he banged Russell Wilson’s wife which led him to be traded from the Seahawks long after anyone has given a shit. Tate was in Beverly Hills with his girlfriend and two Russian... READ MORE