Russian soap opera actor Dmitry Nickolaev met a blonde chick at a bar and at some point he got drunk and started making out with her in a sauna. At that point he blacked out and woke up with... READ MORE

The UFC’s Ronda Rousey thinks female UFC fighters should get paid more than the ring girls. Sounds fair enough but if pay was based on the effort involved the guy who shingled your roof would be rocking a Bentley. Turns out pay... READ MORE

Lupita Nyong’o, who played the chick you fantasized about bending over a saw horse while your pursed your face in consternation watching Twelve Years A Slave, had her Oscar dress stolen from her hotel room. The gown was adorned... READ MORE

LeBron James ten year old son, LeBron James Jr, has already been recruited by multiple colleges according to James who expressed his irritation and then dangled a carrot in front of anyone potentially interested: “It’s pretty crazy. It should... READ MORE

Paige A Jennings, whose given porn name is Veronica Vain, continues to milk her fairly decent gimmick about how she was fired from her Wall Street job because her boss recognized naked photos of her on the Internet. At this... READ MORE

According to obviously promotional gossip leaked to the lazy media, the other Real Housewives of New York are pissed at Bethenny Frankel because she poses for staged bikini shots for paparazzi she hires but doesn’t go out of her... READ MORE

Former Kentucky basketball player Daniel Orton, who until recently played professionally in the Philippines, was released and fined after criticizing Manny Pacquiao’s on court performance. Pacquiao at a towering 5’6″ is a player and head coach of the Kia Carnival since... READ MORE

Britain has just approved the creation of human embryos from the DNA of three separate people. Guys engaging in MMF threesomes can now pretend they’re just doing it to make a baby and not secretly gay. As outlined by... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan had more than half of her already bogus community service hours stemming from a reckless driving incident thrown out. Lohan was having her hours managed and verified by a charity called Community Service Volunteers. Once it was discovered... READ MORE

Reality stars devoid of personality used to release a Hi-8 of their genitals and otherwise leave us alone. Now they want to pretend to do shit. DJ’ing is the perfect solution since a retard could do it in a Sebring while driving 100... READ MORE