Some guy is reportedly shopping around a Mischa Barton sex tape that he made with her. The unnamed man is seeking half a million dollars. The smart money says his face isn't in it.

Kal Penn tweeted out a bunch of old audition breakdowns. Apparently since he looks really Indian, people wanted him to audition for Indian parts. 

Texas Congresswoman Jessica Farrar introduced a bill that would require men to be fully abstinent and charge them a hundred dollars every time they masturbate

Cheech Marin has written a tell all about his time in the Cheech and Chong comedy duo about thirty years too late. He claims Tommy Chong was a megalomaniacal asshole, which is not really surprising because everyone is completely... READ MORE

Why is it whenever you criticize someone for being an ass you're labeled a hater? Aren't you supposed to talk shit about annoying people? If you're unfortunate enough to be somewhat familiar with the life of Chris Brown, why... READ MORE

Ron Howard's daughter Bryce Dallas Howard was one of the leads in the most recent Jurassic Park movie, which featured a plot that made absolutely no sense, a bunch of GCI raptors flying around at random, and a thoroughly... READ MORE

Fresh off her publicity concocted romance with Drake, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly humping Alex Rodriguez. Whatever keeps you in the news. The two have a lot in common. First off, they have the same face.

Mama June Shannon revealed her massive weight loss on From Not to Hot. She used to weigh 460 pounds. Correcting a severe failure is not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you're no longer an abusive alcoholic. Your kids... READ MORE

Pregnant ESPN sideline reporter Sam Ponder lashed out at trolls on Twitter who were making fun of her for being pregnant, which is completely justified because pregnant women are very oddly shaped and therefore worthy of comment. Nobody's saying... READ MORE

Nadia Hilton burst onto the porn scene when Paris Hilton was inexplicably popular. The two do look somewhat alike, although Paris Hilton is extremely generic looking so it's not that remarkable.