Remember that Natural Beauty project that we showed you yesterday that featured a mighty good looking Emma Watson? Well, she just got sent back to the kiddie table. Here’s a very grown up Irina Shayk in her photos for... READ MORE

I’ve never met a girl from Portugal who wasn’t hot. I’ve met three. They’ve all been out of my league, by several leagues. Put Sara Sampaio in that category. I feel like she’s perhaps one of the best looking... READ MORE

Yep, it’s really been seven years since you were left holding your dong in your hands and trying not to remember any of the songs from High School Musical as you met Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale for the... READ MORE

There are two possible reasons for why Audrina Patridge is doing the hula hoop in a bikini on the beach. One, she is pretty dumb. That’s not really so much a reason as it is an explanation for an... READ MORE

Gerard Butler wants to have sex with every woman. He’s had sex with every woman. But at the premiere of his movie Olympus Has Fallen last night, he checked Ashley Judd up and down like he was plotting his... READ MORE

Ice-T won’t cap your ass anymore for looking at his woman. He now mostly just charges your two-bucks and asks you to tell five friends about the deal. You might call this sad, I call it convenient. Now you... READ MORE

I think I still like Erin Andrews, but I’m not sure. Ever since that dude cut a hole through a wall in the hotel and spied on her, I feel like maybe other people like her a lot more... READ MORE

In reality, there seem to be an inordinate number of attractive women who hail from Canada. Hail from. As in, they all seem to have left, which may be why there seem to be such an inordinate number. In... READ MORE

Virgins bounce higher than people who dwell in the sins of the flesh. Also, people who are better than other people bounce higher. Also twits. All gain elevation beyond average human capabilities. Taylor Swift hit the trampoline in downtown... READ MORE

Leann Rimes is slightly different than some of her ‘done gone crazy’ musical peers in so much as she can actually sing. Unfortunately for Leann, that only kind of makes her seem crazier. When shitty singers with over the... READ MORE