At this point in the #MeToo pandemonium, it's hard to tell the victims from the casual opportunists. Sort of like the fallout from war. Somebody gets to be the guy who makes a fortune selling munitions to the military.

Bella Hadid used her father's birthright to declare the proposed U.S. embassy move to Jerusalem to be the saddest day in the history of sadness.

Guzman claims that at some point in the completely obvious tour, Singer "forced Cesar to the floor, shoved Cesar’s face against his crotch area and demanded Cesar perform oral sex on him."

The Presidents of media outlets seem to be a swell combination of panicky and instinctively poor decision makers. Presumably they weren't breast fed as children. Not by their own mothers.

J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release.

If you're on Watch What Happens Live, you're not there to talk supply side economics. Andy Cohen's going to rhetorically flip you back to his limited areas of interest. 

Leonardo DiCaprio has fashioned himself into a beloved feminist who bangs hot models half his age, an environmentalist who travels by private plane and 400-plus foot watercraft, and now a vegan burger patty magnate whose paunch indicates he's not... READ MORE

It's more than okay to hate Trump. But if you're a comedian and Trump obsession is all you got, that's a deeper problem.

If you live long enough, you will eventually see a chick singer named Timothy accuse her best friend and much hotter singer of a 72-hour bedroom breakdown dildo courtship against her will.

She has over half a million followers on Instagram; if Instagram could hand over DNA samples of its members, you could probably solve 90% of dead kid cases around the world from this one account.