Plus sized SI swimsuit model Ashley Graham has been posting montage videos of her “insane” workouts. She speeds them up and edits them to twenty second clips when in fact her real time workouts last almost thirty seconds. If she actually did... READ MORE

Crawford’s doing it again. Shitting on your ability to manage expectations. Undoing life’s hardest lesson: accepting mediocrity. Crawford is fifty years old. She recently posted a picture on Instagram, from some exotic Caribbean locale, of herself in a bikini.... READ MORE

There’s various levels of fucked up. Lighting your hair on fire and laughing about it is right up there with waking up married to a Mexican stripper. Former child bride Courtney Stodden held a seance facilitated by her psychic, Sham Ibrahim.... READ MORE

Engineer Ricky Ma has created a functioning robot that looks a shit ton like Scarlett Johansson. It’s unclear if the robot has any utilitarian purpose or if Ma is just showing off the fact that he’s Asian. If you can’t... READ MORE

Dick Cheney carried around a Final Solution for gays until his daughter came out. Elliot Spitzer was a stickler for the law until he wanted to bang high-end prostitutes. Or at least until he got caught. Leonardo DiCaprio is speaking out... READ MORE

Australian Artist Scott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian’s body though not necessarily the same STDs. West’s people reportedly reached out... READ MORE

Australian actor, Chris Hemsworth, has learned what every college-going male has known for decades. Make vague and obvious statements about women’s rights and women will forget about all the other girls you’ve fucked. Australians are slow. And sexist. And... READ MORE

Bachelor Ben Higgins and fiancée Lauren Bushnell are reportedly experiencing tension in their relationship. Though TV time seems like forever, this is technically the second week they’ve ever spent together. A little early for waterfall vacation selfies. In an episode that... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian has a talk show based on the fact that by sharing drinks with her also-ran celebrity guests, she can get them to open up and share stories you don’t care about that you might otherwise never hear.... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner has teed off in her first golf tournament. As a woman. Video of the event shows Jenner destroying the ball with no noticeable adverse effects from the implants or vehicular homicides. Sports domination was the inevitable conclusion... READ MORE