I know there’s some single woman out there barely making ends meet but she never had a hit single on the radio so society really doesn’t care. If I can’t sing along to your struggle you can’t be woman... READ MORE

Entitlement attitude will always lead to an argument. No middle aged woman with five pounds of make up on her face has ever been happy for a woman hotter and younger than her. Sofia Vergara vs. Teresa Giudice, round... READ MORE

Rose McGowan says an arrest warrant for having traces of a controlled substance in her luggage is clearly the powers that be trying to silence her. Maybe Weinstein forgot to drop the roofy in your drink and dropped it... READ MORE

I had no idea Teen Mom still came on. You can’t expect much from a teen with a kid telling her mom she wants boob implants. Becoming a pornstar was pretty much her manifest destiny after that comment. 

Being body positive means ignorance of reason as well. So what if your pants are laying siege to your labia, cutting off all circulation and forcing a camel toe. Do you look good? Yeah. Then that’s all that matters. 

What an outstanding way to celebrate the release of season two. Normal people buy a cake with congratulations written on it. That was too boring for this bloke.

Chris Brown will have to wait in line like everyone else fantasizing about boning JLo. She’s hot and she’s aging well, but I’m pretty sure the thought of a potential black eye after an outburst doesn’t make her wet.

I love how Netflix is even trying to distance the cancellation of the show being Spacey’s fault. Even if the show was getting tepid reviews after season two pedophile accusations are enough grounds to justify a break up.

I’m still trying to figure out why someone who wasn’t afraid to murder their own child would fear a lawsuit from their parents. Once you earn your murder badge being sued isn’t a big threat to you. 

Getting a pass for being famous has its place in the hierarchy of reasons the police will look the other way when it comes to breaking the law. It falls a few places below bribery and showing boobs.