When you have no talent you better add selling yourself to your resumé. Why reinvent the wheel when you can just throw your name on it? 

I wonder how many people were waiting for Hugh Hefner to die so they could put chicks with dicks as centerfolds and throw a celebratory bash at his mansion without the obligation of inviting the man himself. 

Female celebrities will soon start taking one knee to protest sexual harassment. Before that it was both knees with no objections but some hush money curbed all that courage to come out and identify the culprit. I guess it’s... READ MORE

People are not pets. Celebrities still haven’t figured that out yet. Naming your child something you would name your french bulldog will only make your kid hate you when they’re old enough to realize what happened

Farrah Abraham sucked her way into a career. Now she just sucks at her career. So much so that she’s being forced to divorce herself from her properties.

I don’t like to assume that all sex cults are inherently evil. Change it from sex cult to sex club and you have yourself the average swinger couple’s Saturday night. 

If I was 70-years-old and on parole I wouldn’t know how to behave myself either. Life at that age after a prison sentence just becomes about drinking and seeing some titties. 

Lebron James is a basketball player, father, and married man in that order. When your career allows you to afford child support married men can commit to diving into DMs like a pirate looking for lost doubloons. 

When college is financially "effin you in the A" the least they can do is offer an introductory class on anal. Thank you Harvard.

Somehow Jeff Bezos went from “I️ sell books” to I️ sell books and can compete with your favorite HBO television series.