What better way to celebrate a recent win over the patriarchy than to replicate your oppressor's behavior and objectify men. Did we not learn anything from Animal Farm in third grade? 

Studios have submitted dramas with comedic overtones to the comedy category before. Maybe the categories need to be a little more fluid like gender in 2017 because who doesn't want to watch a 10 hour award show.

Christian Slater’s preferred hobbies include playing Rami Malek’s dead dad on Mr. Robot and calling London located editors of The Daily Beast “salacious cunts.” Toxic masculinity is a sensitive subject right now. 

Poor people sure do brag a bunch once their bank account allows them to eat food they didn’t have to dumpster dive for.

Using natural resources readily available to you is the best way to get ahead in life. The ROI of a vagina is outstanding. It could birth a baby or birth a lucrative career if used correctly. 

I was unsure if Mr. Bean’s mouth worked until I heard him speak in a skit later on in life. It conjured the same feelings I felt when I learned Pikachu from Pokemon can now speak english as of... READ MORE

There’s no justifiable reason why almost a million dollars should be spent on a 16-year-old’s birthday. That’s setting the bar very high very early.

The last thing I want to hear right before I de-pants my date at the end of the day is her disclosing that she’s unsure if she’s really into men or not. Believing that I would up for that... READ MORE

Kris Jenner is probably the only mother on this planet that congratulates their kid after getting pregnant by a rapper. Now she can pat Kylie on the back for not only scoring a paternity pension if they ever split... READ MORE

If you can’t call in a favor from the president of your country to get your son out of jail you’re not “Big Ballin.” That’s about the only way he can spin this situation after embarrassing the brand, college,... READ MORE