Now that Hermione is single you can start counting down the days until she’s playing with some other man’s wand. She’s legal and attractive which qualifies her for sexual harassment or a long-term loving relationship in Hollywood.

Harvey Weinstein was on his high horse after successfully completing one of his many non-consensual sex quests and mistook James Cameron for some Canuck punk. Harvey invited James to a pissing match at the Oscars. 

The term plus size is broader than the women that fall under the description. Ashley Graham wants to open up the floodgates to all things fat. She’s obviously uncertain how attraction works because a good portion of the male... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence wants to leave Hollywood behind for a while. I would too after being “gang-banged by the entire planet.” I can no longer watch Hunger Games without fantasizing about how great Katniss Everdeen looks without clothes. 

When a woman rather text or be on Tinder while with you it’s time to call it quits. Sarah is 27 with no children. To keep someone like that entertained you should be as far away as possible from... READ MORE

What is the world coming to when women are adjusting themselves to accommodate an imaginary pair of pearls they don’t own. I’m all for equality but don’t get upset with men for wanting some room to let the boys... READ MORE

The Weeknd is a womanizer who has his eyes on everyone’s leftovers. More specifically what Justin Bieber doesn’t want. 

According to Bauer Media the only thing authentic about Rebel Wilson was her obesity.  She lied about everything else like age and real name. And the kicker was some body positivity judge actually sided with Wilson and awarded her... READ MORE

Katy can really rub people the wrong way. There are so many properties for her to pick from yet she wants the holy place. I’m almost positive it’s for satanic rituals. 

Prince charming valuing brains over beauty only works in Disney movies and in unattractive women’s dreams. Your prince still has to come home to you after a long day of work.