Owning a state-of-the-art alarm system doesn’t guarantee great results if you’re too stupid to turn it on. But what did you expect from someone who can’t properly read the language he’s spoken since birth.

All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.

America’s first line of defense against terrorism known as the TSA personally made sure she wasn’t in possession of any explosives. A nice cavity and crevasse search really does bring home the lesson that life after music is rough. 

The main focus of every corporation in existence is to make as much money as possible. That means cutting corners and squeezing every penny possible to turn a profit. Even if that means doing something strange for change on... READ MORE

The green and white cup is the status symbol of stupidity. But that still didn’t stop J Lo from pimping out her carry around cup as if even owning a travel mug wasn’t already obnoxious. 

I heard women love when men are assertive and take charge. So I’m trying to figure out why Jodie Sweetin isn’t smiling when her ex-husband Morty Coyle is trying to strong arm her for more child support.

There’s a plethora of reasons why a bouncer wouldn’t let a woman going full retard already outside of the club inside, but my guess on why she wasn’t able to get in was because no one knows who she... READ MORE

When the audience you attract averages the IQ levels most often associated with man’s best friend they too will return to devour vomit. The Jersey Shore show is back, sort of. 

Not many men get to shake the hand of the man currently banging their ex wife but Chris Martin is cut from a different cloth. Not only is he on great terms with Gwyneth Paltrow but he’s also up... READ MORE

At the core of a beauty pageant you can find contestants with every character trait associated with being a superficial human being wrapped up in a nice pair of tits. From start to finish it’s “look at me I’m... READ MORE