Trend alert. Attractive women enjoy exploring ancient artifacts and other items buried in dirt. Megan Fox is surprisingly into archeology. And if you had told me Kate Winslet was into digging for old bones, I’d assume she had her... READ MORE

Woody Allen’s name is pretty much written in permanent Sharpie on the “do not work with” list. He hasn’t been proven officially guilty of any of the accusations, but in the world we live in, the court of public... READ MORE

It saddens me that an unexpected challenger in a spontaneous game of grab ass and few incidents of stalking was all it took for an American girl to go full China mode at her concerts. Taylor Swift claims that... READ MORE

There’s no token given out for surviving the deadliest catch every year. But that still doesn’t deter Charlie Sheen from staying positive. HIV positive. After unprotected hook ups with sketchy hookers got old, he got himself a few brand... READ MORE

I thought it would be impossible for Jennifer Lopez to own a dress larger than her ass or ego, but I was obviously wrong. You would assume the same woman that grew up in an area where the stores... READ MORE

I never knew my biological urge to procreate was so… problematic. Ever since the dawn of civilized society, owning a penis meant having patience, getting loads of practice, and being persistent if you wanted to get laid. You just... READ MORE

Big Little Lies was an alright show to watch for those nights that you felt like you “can’t even” but then Witherspoon, Woodley, and Kidman convinced you that you like “totes can.” Content whore Andy Cohen has a knack... READ MORE

Bullying is a lost form of art. Contrary to popular belief, it has many benefits. Having trouble losing weight? Always being addressed as “lard ass” at social gatherings would have been enough to make Ashley Graham try the Atkins... READ MORE

There’s a thin line between being a cool parent and Casey Anthony. I don’t think Miley Cyrus’ mom wants to murder that annoying twerk bunny she calls her daughter, but the idea may pop into her head every time... READ MORE

I would have assumed that somewhere under those fraudulent tits Nicki Minaj owned a soul, but I was wrong. Her new lover is registered sex offender, making him the third man she’s defended and supported that likes to get... READ MORE