Scarlett Johansson is always teetering on the edge of permanently being old news. If it weren’t for her eccentric romantic antics she would be banished to the realm of no one cares never to return again. 

There’s a number of things I would do for an opportunity to marry a woman with what is virtually considered an endless amount money. Divorcing my wife of eight years is easily on the top of that list.

Any man with millions of dollars giving advice from a downward-facing dog position is not to be trusted. Russell Simmons is an opportunist. 

Too many people have too much time on their hands. Nitpicking at everything in the past and incessantly searching for something to be offended by. 

The first rule of driving drunk is don’t do it. The next rule if you’re into taking risks is don’t crash into cops. But Justin Beiber’s bodyguard, Michael Arana, is someone that is not to be outdone. 

The spiel spewed by SNL categorized as comedy will never cease as long as they continue to cater to the easily offended. The propaganda they recently pushed completely ignored that most female celebrities suffer from cognitive dissonance.

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