Quentin Tarantino’s house is one of the last houses anyone should ever want to break into. Because I’d imagine he’d aggressively defend his property the same way he aggressively defends Roman Polanski’s preference for pilled 13-year-old girls at house... READ MORE

The only scenario where I wouldn’t be embarrassed to label myself as a “gamer” is if my eighth birthday was around the corner and my mom just bought a brand new Jeff Gordon comforter for my Jeff Gordon Nascar... READ MORE

I would like to be the first to point out that Franklin D. Roosevelt did not future-proof his speech with the infamous one-liner about fear. “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Poetic, yes. But it... READ MORE

Brad Pitt is not just some guy that humped and dumped Angelina Jolie. Leaving her with a kindergarten full of adopted kids to look after alone. No. He cares about others. Especially others whose lives look like a hurricane... READ MORE

I’m a man that believes in drinking at 10 a.m. if it says breakfast porter on the bottle. The buzz beats the feeling you get after eating bacon and eggs, a dish that’s been parading itself around as the... READ MORE

For the longest time I could never figure out why the Super Bowl halftime show was such a big deal. It’s more like a live commercial advertisement disguised as a concert that’s meant to hold the attention of the... READ MORE

Disney props themselves up as a bastion of morality but I’m willing to bet they’re a haven for sexual predators with the way every actress graduating from there behaves like they’re the product of child pimping. They say there’s... READ MORE

A show about a bunch of women behind bars who haven’t been humped in quite some time sounded like it would be something worthwhile to waste your time on. But leave it to Netflix to over-promise and under-deliver. Aside... READ MORE

I’d say 80 percent of this great nation already knows what Jennifer Lawrence’s love below looks like, but only an unlucky few have been privy to the privacy contained in Harvey Weinstein’s Hanes. Both Jennifer and Harvey are denying... READ MORE

Sometimes I say mean things. Sometimes I say things that I don’t mean. But the rule of thumb when saying either is to start your sentence off with “no offense” or end it with “haha, just kidding” and you’re... READ MORE