January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
In a world where we can never have true equality as long as ebony porn is its own category another young pornstar, Olivia Nova, bites the dust. The world of porn is starting to get deeper than the free...
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January 12, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Lindsay Lohan was short on cash so she leased her body as an alabaster outhouse to the highest foreign bidder. Since her last cinematic flop she managed to flirt with the idea of Islam and an uber wealthy Korean...
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January 12, 2018 |
News |
Elliot Wolf|
Body positivity is feel good code word for the demographic of amorphous individuals that subsidize Planet Fitness’ low monthly fees. It feels like you lose 10 pounds every time you tell people you have a gym membership even though...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Now that women are winning the war against sexual harassment in Hollywood phase two of the master plan involves including the elderly in more roles. Age discrimination and the spectrum of what’s aesthetically acceptable needs to get a little...
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January 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Stan Lee sort of slipped up recently. At age 95 it’s pretty easy to claim you’re senile and your hand is accidentally triggered to grab ass every time the nurse checks your blood pressure. Testosterone is one hell of...
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January 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Sometimes you just can’t completely remove the poor from a person. When frequenting establishments where the average meal costs close to $500 there is no reason to put salt, pepper, or ketchup on whatever you’re served. Just don’t tell...
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January 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Hollywood is about to lose another pretty face. Margot Robbie has decided to go after a possible career as a director. More empowerment for her, less eye candy for the rest of us. No longer should the person behind...
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January 11, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Hugh Jackman isn’t just super human when in costume for the never ending Wolverine cameos and solo sideline stories, he’s also super awesome off-screen. Unfortunately he feels that no one is strong enough to save him from himself. His...
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January 10, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Bam Margera is just a guy you can’t expect much from. He capitalized and made a career from the glorification of degeneracy. There are only so many times you can fly a kite attached to your ass with anal...
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January 10, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
James Franco is being accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women after winning a Golden Globe for The Disaster Artist. Although many actresses are pointing the finger at Franco, Ally Sheedy is the lady who got the ball rolling....
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