January 25, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Ashely Graham is a meaty woman who is about to make a large sum of money selling undergarments to overeaters. She’s joining forces with Addition Elle to release a new line of lingerie. While the intended purpose of the...
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January 25, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Major corporations would like you to believe that they won’t keep pedophiles on payroll because it’s morally wrong but that’s never the real reason. Netflix doesn’t care what actors do in their private lives as long as their penis...
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January 25, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Bill Cosby is finally back to doing what he does best while he still has his freedom. No I don’t mean slipping something into a young lady’s drink while patiently waiting for the right opportunity to slip himself into...
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January 24, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Imagine making millions from the music industry in America only to never have eaten Cap’n Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or Lucky Charms ever in your life. Lorde was lucky enough to have Lena Dunham’s leftovers lying around the apartment...
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January 24, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
There are more celebrities claiming to run for office in 2020 than those that aren’t. Your favorite actor, rapper, or talk-show host claiming to take an interest in politics is just another trendy new way to lie to fans...
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January 24, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Models of normal weight are pretty consistent so you know what to expect when they take their clothes off. “Body positivity models” on the other hand are varying groups of blobs that can’t commit to quit feeding their face...
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January 24, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Ewan McGregor’s 15-year-old daughter, Esther McGregor, took her parent’s divorce harder than anyone anticipated. She dedicated a divorce diss song to her daddy that would have made Tupac and Biggie proud. But that’s what can you expect from a...
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January 23, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
It’s easy to assume “because I’m ‘fill in the blank’” is the reason why you’re being lowballed or treated unfairly. While qualifying as not only one, but two oppressed classes at the same time being black and a woman...
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January 23, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
The fundamentals of being a competent parent include the ability to become a filter for the minor child you’re in charge of. You won’t be able to protect them from everything and being overprotective will only lead to them...
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January 23, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
When you’re the owner of a home grown biological vagina and somehow are still less welcomed at a women’s march than Bruce Jenner 2.0 it’s time to look into moving far away from the rest of the population. Hate...
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