And it’s a match made in Hollywood’s anus. It looks like the stars have finally aligned for two people that always make you go “hmm… tell me why you’re famous again.” Rita Ora and Andrew Garfield are going steady.... READ MORE

Wonderful mother, amazing caregiver, wholesome role model. All terms that have never shared the same sentence with Farrah Abraham. Her daughter is probably lucky if her mother remembers to bring her something back from White Castles after another night... READ MORE

I don’t think anyone believes in letting the dead rest anymore. Paul Walker was barbecued alive in a Porsche. A horrible way to go if he is either guilty or innocent of dating 16-year-olds. I’m not sure what society... READ MORE

Lamar Odom is another one of life’s mysteries, like why is summer sausage mostly eaten in the winter? Would Bill Cosby run into copyright issues if he decided to use the same intro music from his eponymous sitcom for... READ MORE

Do you remember when social justice Jesus said “May He/She/Xir that is without homophobia, transphobia, affinities for suicide-shaming, and other select newly minted sins, compose the first shady tweet.” And Chrissy Teigen took that as her cue to go... READ MORE

It’s absolutely tragic news that a woman in mascara was allegedly beaten by a man, also in mascara, so bad that Revlon didn’t have any matching eye shadow hues available from their “my husband hits me” line to cover... READ MORE

Kevin Spacey in character and out of context yielded some creepy results. He’s so far down the Hollywood rabbit hole I’m not sure if he even knows who he is anymore. His double entendre entitled video “Let Me Be... READ MORE

All good things must come to an end. What I imagine was only another innovative way to waste time in the form of an app, exclusively available to idiots willing to shell out $12 a month for more Kardashian,... READ MORE

Amy Schumer sure is a magical woman. I just wish making herself disappear was one of her tricks. Amy is to NFL Boycotts as Nicole Arbour is to the “This Is America” music video. Both females that allegedly claim... READ MORE

I decided that mischief wasn’t for me after figuring out the best employment available to habitual offenders with records was Burger King Drive-Thru. And that’s if you’re lucky. Because now fast food positions are being labeled as actual careers,... READ MORE