January 6, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
I feel like there’s more than a few men enjoying an interactive adventure with Gwyneth Paltrow’s bandersnatch. Gwyn is probably scared of being swinger-shamed. That’s why she’s keeping these exotic orgies in far away lands a secret. Brad Falchuk...
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January 6, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Demi Lovato is ready to change her single status on social media to “it’s complicated.” New year, new her, new drugs, and a new man to share them with. Recently released from rehab and a relationship with her entry...
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January 5, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Rob Kardashian is the type of guy to pay top dollar for subpar used panties, see skid marks, and be too afraid to ask for a refund. He takes being a loser to unprecedented levels. And now he wants...
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January 5, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Rap “beef” used to be real. But now its biggest headliners are two cornball brothers that both live in Calabasas going back and forth on social media. Tupac and Biggie didn’t die for this. Drake refusing to scoop the...
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January 4, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
The best Australia ever had to offer the world was Steve Irwin and Margot Robbie. Mostly everything else that comes from that continent isn’t exactly anything to brag about. I.E. Iggy Azalea, Rebel Wilson, Katherine Knight, kangaroo and Komodo...
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January 4, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Chris Brown is the gluten-free version of Michael Jackson. MJ legacy lite has just gotten himself into some hot water with the law once again. Fortunately, officials reassured everyone that no women were harmed in the making of more...
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January 3, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Of all the excuses available to use when you’re caught with your pants down, Allison Mack chose “well if Scientology does it, it must be okay.” Mack better hope Xenu answers prayers. Because blackmail is still against the law....
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January 3, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Kourtney Kardashian wants to give you a reason to pick up the Fleshlight for the third time this afternoon and open up a spank bank account in her name. Just when you thought you could leave the degeneracy in...
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January 2, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Being a guy is not as easy as it looks. Sure, I don’t have to use my core strength hovering over public toilets to pee like some kind Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ninja. But that doesn’t mean everything is...
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January 2, 2019 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Cosby is slightly over what I assume is the average life expectancy, so it’s only fair to assume that he’s lost his mind a long time ago. Bill believes he’s the jailhouse Jesus. And the women that he baptized...
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