I don’t know why Dr. Phil is still allowed to host a show after creating Danielle Brigoli. Isn’t his schtick centered on helping the deeply troubled? And not turning teenage terrors into successful Soundcloud rappers then walking away. Clean... READ MORE

Aside from porn, the other primary use of the internet is writing mean things to people you’ve never met in person. Bullying is an art form. And it looks like Lili Reinhart didn’t understand the art. Do you know... READ MORE

There’s almost enough names to fill a bible with the women Drake’s been rejected by. Add Heidi Klum to that holy list. She probably knows Drake is still in character as a Degrassi actor playing one of the toughest... READ MORE

I don’t think I’m the only person that believes Emma Stone wouldn’t have apologized for “whitewashing” that Aloha film if it wasn’t a total flop. It’s looking like Hawaiians pretty much hate anything involving them that they weren’t consulted... READ MORE

According to Ariel Winter, her weight loss is credited to hard work. As in it must have been hard working up the courage to finally call a surgeon. Post a few pictures working out, claim that you’re spending the... READ MORE

Who didn’t R. Kelly have sex with? This man has probably nailed everything not nailed down. No matter how old it was. Would you believe it? Allegedly, there’s even more untold tales of R. Kelly and the underaged. Everyone... READ MORE

I often wish I lived in alternate reality where Kim Kardashian was deposited into a napkin in lieu of Kris Jenner. Kanye and Kim are having kid number four courtesy of surrogacy. I’m not even sure Kanye is still... READ MORE

Guess who just bought new glutes off the black market? Black-acceptance seeking Madonna’s newly remodeled backyard is enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot finally tell his first fib. I’m not sure what her options were when checking out available asses... READ MORE

Pete Davidson is herpes. Every time we attempt to forget, it flares up again. His most notable achievement is being known as the one that got away from Ariana Grande unscathed, RIP Mac Miller. I’m not sure what Davidson... READ MORE

Elderly-shame me all you want, but sometimes I feel very fortunate to not have grown up in this generation. Back in my day, a much more innocent time, the only thing that was getting steamed was White Castles hamburgers... READ MORE