These days follower counts are directly correlated with self-esteem. It's NBA Finals game seven pressure when the numbers start to drop. 

Sandra has been the "muse" of futbol in São Paulo before. So she is no stranger when it comes to playing with balls. 

It's hard not to question where you went wrong as a woman when you have to pay your husband spousal support. It's hustling backwards.

Jodie is not taking it lying down. This time at least. But if she was, I'd buy several copies of Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.

Scherzinger understands that playtime is important. I don't care if she steps foot inside a studio to record ever again. 

If you're over the age of 60 and Caucasian, chances are most people think you're racist. But Bill Belichick doesn't care about your feelings or what you think.

Tom Brady is all about equal opportunity oppression. It isn't just for minorities anymore. Wait. Can you culturally appropriate oppression?

Women are passionate when they protest. So passionate about the cause that somehow it always leads to them taking off their shirts.

To no one's surprise, China is behind the release of this ridiculous phone. Even with a whiff of fraudulence in the air, this is an official product backed by KFC.

Outrage culture makes everyone uncomfortable. Virgins do too. Before the transracial and transsexual revolution of today. Virgins were the original marginalized group.