Celeb vegetarians and vegans don't choose that lifestyle because they care about animals. Eating leaves all day in lieu of meat will make you thinner. And Hollywood is a pretty pretentious place. 

There are two things in life you can never have too much of. Tits and money. Both feel really nice in the hands.

Amy Schumer represents a majority of what's wrong with society. She's comedy's version of affirmative action. Underperforming at your craft will still land you front page with a trophy. 

Fighting in the ring takes discipline. But it looks like British boxer Amir Khan will have to fight back the tears regarding his marriage.

Strippers are really the only people that always deserve tips. It takes courage to take your clothes off seven days a week. Not because you want to. But because your toddler Timmy is hungry.

Age is nothing but a number. But so is a prison sentence. I'll take the least amount of both whenever possible. 

People won't even pay for porn anymore, but Lohan believes that she can get people to pay to look at her with clothes on. 

Cocaine possession without a complementing indecent assault charge is the equivalent of leaving your pants at home. All you wanted to do was party in the first place.

When you're a billionaire, there are a billion reasons to break up. There's no limit in relationships when you can buy love and women.

Jennifer states that her relationship with Darren is somewhat serious. We will find out how serious this publicity stunt relationship is after the tickets sales are released.