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Anna Paquin Is All About Lesbian Upkilt

August 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anna Paquin will be seeking Scottish lesbian stud love in her new project Tell It To The Bees. Her lover will be Holliday Grainger. Hold on to your kilts men. 

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The Gentrified Munsters Of Brooklyn

August 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I'm waiting for the medical industry to classify hipster as a disease. Reboots are ripoffs that lack the respect for the original, but adding a hipster element just takes the cake.

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Lori Loughlin Full Of Crap About Daughter’s Car Accident

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Celebrity parents are some of the most out of touch individuals on the planet. The evasion of common sense when you're a star is a dominant trait.

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Paris Hilton Revives Reality TV

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton is underrated. Her powers of resurrection rival that of Jesus Christ himself. And now she's bringing reality TV back from the dead. 

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Sexual Assault, Director’s Cut

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How many licks does it take to get to the center of sexual assault conviction? The world may never know. But for Roman three minors may be the answer.

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Katy Perry Back Banging Bloom

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With Katy claiming to kiss girls and like it, no one knows why her heterosexual relationships keep failing.

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Leo DiCaprio’s New Model

August 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Life for Leonardo DiCaprio is amazing. When you're not lying about saving glaciers, you're busy banging barely legal models.

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New 18% Tax For Being The Wrong Gender

August 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A vegan cafe in Melbourne, Australia is charging any man wishing to patronize their business 18% tax. Just for having a penis.

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Aubrey O’Day’s Lovely Lady Lumps

August 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Now that Pauly has removed his D from Aubrey O'Day I'd like a crack to explore her shore, dirty Jersey style.

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Tiger Wood Dodges DUI Charge

August 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you're an A-list celebrity a DUI can lose you millions in endorsements. But Woods has already gotten that out of the way. He tried to shag every porn star he saw on video in real life.

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