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Isis Wants Head From Mia Khalifa

August 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A lot of guys wouldn't mind asking Mia Khalifa for head. But when those guys are Isis, things have an entirely different meaning.

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Steve Aoki’s Niece New Plus Sized Asian Model

August 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In Earth year 2017 you can weigh the amount of a small vehicle and be considered an image of beauty. Being physically fit is for losers, don't waste your time at the gym. Double chins are in.

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NYC Takes Tits Out To Stop Sexism 2017

August 29, 2017 | topless | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don't understand law at all. Men have worked terrible jobs their entire lives just to attract women. And women try to return the favor by being less prude and the suits in DC tell them to put a... READ MORE

Ronda Rousey Got Married During Mayweather Fight

August 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ronda Rousey fights more for attention than she does in the UFC. Even with that fact, her pop up marriage still got overshadowed by a Mayweather fight. 

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Alexis Ren Is The Face Of Fantasy, Final Fantasy

August 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Most gamers need decent graphics, a decent storyline, and decent pair of tits to get their undivided attention. 

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Celebrity Offspring Audition For Victoria Secret Angel Position

August 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Slap a celebrity's face on advertisements and you've just validated very poor quality panties for the overly impulsive to purchase. So what if the majority of your customer base can't fit what you sell.

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The Bitcoin Boob Exchange Rate

August 27, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bitcoin can be your best friend in avoiding a paper trail and your wife going through credit card receipts full of 2 a.m. ATM credit card cash advances. So that's why Las Vegas gentlemen clubs are accepting cryptocurrency as... READ MORE

Kristaps Porzingis Denied In The DMs Again

August 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kristaps Porzingis is 22-years-old, has a great career in the NBA, is 7'3", and loaded with cash. That's good enough criteria for almost any woman to throw themselves at. Unless you're an out of touch Instagram model.

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D Rose’s New Dog Cost More Than Your Average Mutt

August 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I honestly hope Derrick is into dogs and fights the urge to call Michael Vick when having questions regarding proper dog care. 

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Jared Leto Not Joking Around About Suicide Spinoff

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Suicide Squad was an insipid film at best. Jared Leto as joker filled those seats in the theater. And just like Hollywood to not issue an apology and refund, we got served with a spinoff. 

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