Kendall Jenner is following the formula and footsteps her sister Kim has left for her. When you're not talented the easiest way to implant talent inside of you is by sexual symbiosis. 

When you've always been the hot girl your entire life you get accustomed to not paying for things. And when they're no men around willing to buy you whatever you want in a bid to place their penis where... READ MORE

Getting crank past cops requires creativity. But I would like to shake the hand of the man that thought smuggling boxes full of meth dick dildo candles wouldn't raise any questions.

Most sane children hate clowns. Frauds and facades. They're a terrifying physical manifestation of forced happiness in make-up that hides their raging alcoholism and failed attempt at a college degree.

I've always been skeptical about celebrities that come from the U.K. because of my upbringing. So I have a natural affinity for distrusting men with long hair who consume entirely too much tea.

Tinder wants to speed up the mating process. Or at least save you time in finding sloppy hook ups with their gold version of the app allowing you to see which women swiped right on you first. 

The televised brothel full of blondes and fake news has recently reached out to Tomi Lahren to join their team. I'm not as interested in what comes out of her mouth at Fox as I am as interested as... READ MORE

Millennials have become quite the spectacle thanks to MTV and ill-will wished upon them from the proceeding generation. 

It's a sad day for anyone when Olivia Munn won't let you in her end zone anymore. Aaron Rodgers knows this firsthand.

Miss Earth Venezuela contestant Fabianny Zambrano wanted to give the judges extra incentive to select her as a winner.