Macaulay Culkin was caught cozied up with Brenda Song. I’m placing bets that this is clearly a cover up. His best friend Paris Jackson is barely legal and amusement parks are full of kids. 

Thanks to iPhones and Instagram everyone is a certified photographer opportunistically looking for a pending payday. No need to comprehend composition or understand ISO levels anymore.

I don’t have children but has Gerber gone up from inflation to $500 per serving? Heading to my local grocer to check now. 

Being in a relationship with the general manager of your own restaurant should be the last thing on Tiger’s mind. She will own The Woods Restaurant when she finds out Woods has been offering extra servings of his special... READ MORE

Vintage video gaming has decided to overstay its welcome with the revival of the Commodore 64. Limited game choice coupled with high definition 8-Bit graphics aren’t appealing to the average consumer. 

Hugh Hefner was more than just a man, he became a lifestyle. He was a pioneer in psuedo porn back when seeing a perky pair wasn’t so readily available as it is today with the internet. 

Last night in Vegas is a statement that typically precedes an amazing story full of strippers, recreational drug use, and having a friend bond you out of bookings. Not a mass shooting.

Shaq is wrong for being ready to risk it all and not understanding every hot piece of ass with an internet connection is looking to turn into a celebrity overnight like some sort of cell phone Cinderella. Curving a... READ MORE

Some women aren’t as well endowed as Jenna Bentley when it comes to chesticles. She managed to upset so many massive mammary loving men in her fan base when she announced possibly getting a breast reduction because of an... READ MORE

Maybe settling down isn’t so bad. A hot wife and a child as conformation to show the world that you have had intercourse at least once with an attractive female sounds like something I could live with.