Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and rips off his... READ MORE

Clay Aiken went on a rant about how much American Idol sucks. Umm, isn’t that what gave you your start, ya little shit weasel? I agree the show blows but where would he be without it? Blowing truck drivers... READ MORE

The good folks over at Sports Illustrated talked Ronda Rousey into getting naked and letting them paint a swimsuit on her. I still haven’t made up my mind whether or not she’s hot. It’s a conundrum. Still, let’s all... READ MORE

Daniela Lopez Osorio is my favorite Latin woman and I include in that all of my relatives. It’s because all Daniela does brings me joy and my family is a giant pain in my ass. Speaking of asses, let’s... READ MORE

Honey Boo Boo’s Hutt-like mom June was spotted at a strip club getting a lab dance from a gnarly looking dwarf stripper. I think this may be the worse thing I’ve ever seen. I’m going to go open up... READ MORE

Jowl beast and formerly good filmmaker George Lucas is really bitter about how much everyone loves Star Wars: The Force Awakens. He said in an interview with Charlie Rose that he feels like Disney are “white slavers” who bought... READ MORE

The poorest earner in the Kardashian family, Rob, was rushed to the hospital after nearly slipping into a coma from undiagnosed diabetes. How his family injected this into his body remains to be seen. Hey, Lamar, what are you... READ MORE

People said that shitty Glee show was wholesome. I always knew it was all bullshit. One guy died of drug overdose. Now Mark Salling, who played Puck the token Semite, was arrested for possession of child pornography. Not quite Jared... READ MORE

Sri Lankan president Maithripala Sirisena is pretty pissed at Enrique Iglesias and his concert promoters. The president doesn’t cotton to girls throwing their panties and such on stage. So, he wants everyone involved flogged…with poisonous stingray tails. America, it’s just... READ MORE

Deep-voiced funny dude Will Arnett has been spotted around town with skeletal donkey witch Couretney Cox. They claim they aren’t having boring middle-aged rich White people sex. It looks suspicious. Judge for yourself. (TMZ) Romee Strijd looks outstanding in... READ MORE