Macklemore made yet another song apologizing for being a white guy in a black dominated business that rips off hip hop culture. He compared himself to Iggy Azelea and Miley Cyrus and Elvis, to name just a few horrible... READ MORE

It’s difficult to say who is more of a useless sack of shit, Farrah Abraham or the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan. As Kendall Jenner and Farrah Abraham trade barbs I can’t pick who to root for. It’s reminds me of... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow is always telling us how to live our lives. She claims if we eat all macrobiotic and shit we’ll look awesome. Judging from her ass the main ingredient in her kale smoothies is cellulite. It looks like... READ MORE

I have no idea how to pronounce Edita Vilkeviciute’s last name. It doesn’t matter. What I do know is that she looks hotter in lingerie than any girl you’ve ever not paid for. Check out Edita in her Calvins.... READ MORE

Spike Lee has his panties in a bunch about the Oscars being White as fuck again. So, he’s boycotting the ceremony. That will show them. A guy who hasn’t been relevant in 25 years isn’t coming to their celebrity... READ MORE

Terry Richardson is having twins with the lovely cum dumpster Alexandra “Skinny” Bolotow. They had a baby shower where they gave out condoms with pictures of their ultrasound and dick pops. I hope child protective services is staffing up... READ MORE

Now that Sean Penn unwittingly led Mexican federales right to El Chapo’s door, chances are the narcos are going to try and kill him for it. That’s what he gets for making I Am Sam. I hope the $150... READ MORE

What’s better than Nina Agdal in a bikini? Nina Agdal in lingerie. I’ll always take lingerie over a bikini. Because psychologically seeing a girl’s undergarments means sex is imminent. If only it was with Nina. (Last Men On Earth)... READ MORE

Sexy singer Ciara set off a firestorm of uptight people tweeting angrily when she wore a low plunging neckline to sing the national anthem on Monday night’s championship game. If it plunged any lower we might’ve seen her dick and... READ MORE

The Playboy Mansion is for sale for only 200 million dollars. The catch is that Hugh Hefner gets to still live there until he dies. If I wanted a crusty old pervert hanging around my house I’d have my... READ MORE