It turns out that porn “actress” Danica Dillon lied about Josh Duggar having roughed her up during sex. So, I guess Josh is not so bad. Oh, except for that whole “him fondling his little sisters” thing. Imagine that.... READ MORE

Hairy man-child Zach Galifianikis has lost a ton of weight and now looks like a normal human and not a fattie fattie boombatty. This is a bad career move. How can you be the funny fat guy if you... READ MORE

It’s no secret that Kendall Jenner likes to wear super tight pants. If you do that long enough, eventually you are going to flash some camel toe. Especially if your vulva is swollen from all the rain we’ve been having.... READ MORE

Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian had a clandestine meeting of women who’ve fingered Kanye’s butthole to settle the fight between the two. Amber and Kanye got into a big Twitter war over some bullshit with Wiz Khalifa. I’m sure... READ MORE

Ariel Winter just turned 18 last week and fans of giant tits celebrated accordingly. She said she got a reduction, then later recanted because who wants less gold in their bank? Still, there’s a scar. You figure it out. I’d... READ MORE

Brazilian hottie Izabel Goulart has got a righteous pair of tits because God’s deal with the Brazilians was five hundred years of poverty but you get women with nice tits and asses. Square deal. Behold their glory. (Last Men... READ MORE

Toy maker Mattel has redesigned their iconic Barbie doll to come in regular and fat. This is so little girls don’t puke up every meal or whatever. I hope Ken is a chubby chaser. I’m just kidding. Ken is... READ MORE

Everyone’s favorite rich tantrum throwing predatory young lesbian Cara Delevingne was spotted in Paris with a sheer shirt. It’s Fashion Week and I just wanted to remind you how much world class model pussy she’s getting. Enjoy staring at her... READ MORE

The first Neighbors movie was a steaming pile of dog shit. But the sequel bodes to be better because Selena Gomez and Chloe Moretz run around in skimpy bikinis reciting lines. It’s like porn, minus the best parts. So, not... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman has made a shit ton of movies you’ve never heard of or seen but that feature her super big nipples in some state of excitement on camera. This is why white people win all the Oscars. Talk... READ MORE