Mini pimp Kat Williams is being sued by some chick named Jamila Majesty for assault and sorcery. She claims she was beaten and hexed by some witches at Kat’s house after she used his bathroom. Umm, are you sure... READ MORE

Charli XCX is a singer or something. What she definitely is is 2am bar hot and she’s got some big ‘ol titties. I wish I were a better man to judge her on the merits of her music talent, but... READ MORE

Bella Thorne is an actress in teen movies, I think. But all she really seems to do is take pictures of herself in bikinis and Spandex. Not that I’m complaining. I’d like to see if the rug matches the... READ MORE

We told you about a knife that was found on O.J. Simpson’s old property in 1998 that has just now been examined after a cop took it home for nearly 20 years. It turns out there is no DNA... READ MORE

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I... READ MORE

Desiccated crone, Madonna, embarrassed herself further by dressing up like a clown on suicide watch and drunkenly singing “Send in the Clowns”. It’s time to retire, Madonna. Go practice your Kabbalah witchcraft at an old folks home in Boca... READ MORE

We all know that Charlotte McKinney has giant tits. But she’s got more to offer the world, although her recommendations on LinkedIn are all under Tits. Those tits are spectacular. (Last Men On Earth) Yanet Garcia claims her ass... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss wore a dress that was only partially there to the Red Obsession Party. It basically is missing the left half of the torso except for a strategically placed piece of cloth over the boob. All hotties should... READ MORE

We all know that Ariel Winter had breast reduction surgery. Mainly because she won’t shut up about it and we’ve seen the scars. Still, she’s still got a nice rack. Can you imagine what her tits would have been... READ MORE

Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley are a couple of hot model friends who like to hang out together in bikinis on a beach. I wouldn’t mind being the meat in a Devin/Natasha bikini titty burger. That’s the next Carl’s... READ MORE