You’ll recall that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got in trouble down under when they snuck their rat-like dogs into Australia. Today they were forced to make an apology PSA video that is super weird. They look like they... READ MORE

Giant-titted model Abigail Ratchford might be sued by In N Out Burger for daring to sexily eat their products in a YouTube video. That’s dumb. A girl with big tits eating their food only makes me want to eat... READ MORE

Twilight star and newly minted power lesbian Kristen Stewart tried to be sexy in some tights for Chanel. Personally, I wouldn’t fuck her with Soko Sokolinski’s dick. Unless nobody was looking, then yeah. If you like Kristen Stewart as a hetero-normative,... READ MORE

For some reason Bono was speaking before congress on ISIS. Writing Achtung Baby makes you a foreign policy expert. He said that we should send Amy Schumer and Chris Rock to Syria to combat ISIS with laughter. Umm…shut the... READ MORE

Dustin “Screech” Diamond was released from jail a month early for being good at moping floors and biting down hard during sexual assaults. You’ll recall that Screech was arrested for stabbing a guy on Christmas at a bar where you... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan still looks decent from above the waist and below the neck when her tits are visible. It’s a start. Or a finish, depending how they chart that phenomenon in rehab. Remember when Lindsay Lohan was hot? (Taxi... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens will never top her drunk naked cellphone video work at eighteen or what her handlers claimed was seventeen to get it removed from the Internet. It had drama, intrigue, and a whole lot of vagine. Many of... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini does nothing for me, though I know some people think she’s hot. I think she looks like Big Bird. If you think she’s attractive congratulations, you want to fuck a Muppet. I’d rather fuck... READ MORE

WWE former wrestling diva Tammy “Sunny” Sytch has decided it’s time for rehab. This may or may not be related to her three DUI arrests. The rehab center uses yoga and holistic treatments to cure addiction. In summary, don’t... READ MORE

Many people noted that Taylor Swift suddenly produced an ass at the iHeart Music Awards. Even the Kardashians enhance based on a slow fat drip system that requires weeks tied to an IV cord. Could they be pads in... READ MORE