Watch out prostitution whores, greasy tranny Teresa Giudice is out of prison and ready to class up New Jersey again. You’ll recall that she was jailed for doing a bunch of illegal financial shit with her thick-necked husband. It’s... READ MORE

The secret of Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s success is pretty obvious when you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Those upright twats never wear bras and sport a lot of see-through shirts. Accentuate your sole positive. See for yourself. (Last... READ MORE

Musical artist and pounder of young flesh R Kelly got pissed off during a live interview with the Huffington Post and stormed off. He became angry when the interviewer asked him about his multiple underaged sexual assault charges. Everybody has... READ MORE

Rocky Barnes is one of those models you forget about until you see her again and you say, “Oh yeah, I really like her tits.” Speaking of Rocky’s tits…(Last Men On Earth) Alana Wolfe is topless and putting whipped... READ MORE

Because I’m a man of certain age, I have a big nerd boner for Wonder Woman because of the old Linda Carter TV show. So, whenever I see a hottie like Bella Hadid dressing like Wonder Woman I can’t... READ MORE

Have you ever been to Israel? There are chicks like Bar Refaeli all over the place. The problem is that when they get older they start to resemble little Jewish Yodas. I can say that because I’m Jewish and... READ MORE

Small understated indie film Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiered last night in Hollywood. The best part of the event was the expletive laced madness of Carrie Fisher on the red carpet. She’s delightfully insane. No, but seriously. They... READ MORE

Adriana Lima is muy caliente. She makes my Latin blood boil in a good way, not in a have to take blood pressure medicine way. Check out her chichis in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Erin Heatherton is topless... READ MORE

Ben Affleck has been going through a bit of a midlife crisis this year. He fucked the nanny, which was a positive step. Then instead of getting a sports car like a real man, he got a giant back... READ MORE

Chad “Fucking Nickleback” Kroeger is being sued by his insurance company after taking out a claim on his vocal chords for 13 million dollars after throat surgery. The insurance company claims it was a preexisting condition. Yeah, it’s called... READ MORE